STUPID HUMAN COACHING THERAPY TRICKS OR TOP TEN COACHING METHODS THAT DIDN'T QUITE WORK

1. Diet Coaching using the South Beach Diet--where you actually eat pieces of South Beach--(no, not the Art Deco) --didn't quite work--too many clients take it literally and start eating sand and seashells
2. Primal Scream for Mimes--just couldn't hear them

8. Future Life Coaching--clients demanded to know more than just "what's happening five minutes from now"

7. Past Life Coaching--went too far when patient ended up as a cave painting in the South of France

6. Firewalking--not supposed to do it on a friend's barbecue when they have guests over--it becomes a sanitary problem

5. Rebirthing therapy-- where you wake up and first face you see is Joey Buttafucco

4. Color Therapy--it's ok to use colored lights but not have people eat crayons

3. Shaq Therapy--where you have Mr O'Neill yell "boo" at you

2. Bungi Jumping off the top of your in-laws

1. Instead of paint ball--coaching Silicon Valley companies to heave toner cartidges at each other